Those of you that have been observant would have noticed something not quite 'right'.Yes, I am an alien....Sent to infiltrate the blogging world!
At first I struggled to take on a suitable form. You humans are so fickle as to what you persieve as acceptable. Early attempts as the female of the species failed...the beard and stockings sidelining me to the 'dark' side of blogging. 
Several attempts as the male species also failed....the stockings turned out to be a result of 'misinformation' from a rogue planet in my home solar system.
Slowly I honed my human form. Convincing my host family I was truly one of them.
My host brother couldn't believe his eyes when I revealed my true form.
He was understandably horrified. It all made sense....the meteor shower...little bruv being born 8 months premature...the sudden growth spurts coinciding with the pets going missing....the stockings!
Big bruv has come to accept the situation and is sympathetic to his alien brothers need to exist in his true form.
So now my friends, as I have come to regard you. After gaining your trust, it is time to remove this rubbery mask.....
Please accept me for what I am, and don't judge me on looks alone. In return, your measly planet is spared human scum...Sorry, old habits die hard!
