I've been tagged by Jlee http://jleesplace.blogspot.com/
There's a lot of questions in this one!
1.) Name one person that made you laugh last night?
2.) What were you doing at 0800?
That's 8am! Sleeping. Early morning is an awful time of day. It's cold, everyone's grumpy and the roads are busy. I will not be attending any appointments until after 10am.....OK?
3.) What happened to you in 2006?
No idea! I've a memory like a sieve. I was definitely there....
4.) How many beverages did you have today?
5 teas, 1 coffee and a hot chocolate.
5.) What colour is your hairbrush?
Hairbrush?! I put my head under the tap and stick it out of the car window on the way to work.
6.) Where were you last night?
Bikers night at the Bassetts Pole meet.
7.) What colour is your front door?
8.) Where do you keep your change?
9.)What's the weather like today?
Rainy. No wait, sunny! No, it's raining again....
10.) What's the best ice cream flavour?
Raspberry Ripple. Although there's never enough ripple.....
11.) What excites you?
Driving fast. Seeing a wild animal. Kayaking in the surf. Setting fire to things. Cute women. Falling off, over or out of things.
12.) Do you want to cut your hair?
I hate having to cut my hair but I'm glad it's still there.
13.) Are you over the age of 25?
Only on the outside.
14.) Do you talk a lot?
No, I'm quiet. Except when I'm with my friends, then I yabber on incessantly.
15.) Do you watch the OC?
I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
16.) Do you make up your own words?
17.) Are you a jealous person?
Used to be, but I've mellowed in my old age.
18.) Name a friend that starts with an 'A'.
19.) Name a friend that starts with a 'K'.
'K'? I haven't got a friend with a 'k'.....now I feel all lonely.
20.) Who's the first person on your received call list?
West Midlands Police.
21.) What does the last text message received say?
"Hi, I'm Melanie. From: Manchester. Best feature: My face and eyes. Likes: Staying out all night partying and, threesomes.... Who the h*$l is Melanie? Why is she sending me this rather nice picture? How much!!!?? Sorry Melanie whoever you are...DELETE.
22.) Do you chew on a straw?
Yes. I like to bend them in half, put it in my mouth with the ends sticking out and use them like tweezers.
23.) Where's the next place you are going?
Crows castle (a hill) to film Buzzards.
24.) Who's the rudest person in your life?
That farmer down Shirral lane, by the vineyards. Day after day I gave him a smile and a cheery wave every time I passed and never once got a response. How was I supposed to know it was a scarecrow?......It looked real enough.
25.) What was the last thing you ate?
Stilton and broccoli soup and a salad.
26.) Will you get married in the future?
27.) What's the best film you've seen in the last two weeks?
'The Italian Job'. The original one with proper Austin Minis.
28.) When was the last time you did the dishes?
The butlers day off is a Wednesday.
29.) Are you currently depressed?
Yes. I always am in the winter, it gets more and more difficult each year, but I'm alright once the days start getting longer. Driving or getting out into the wilds are the only things that snap me out of it.
30.) Did you cry today?
No, I've got something in my eye.
31.) What was the last thing you said aloud?
"No! Off the keyboarddddddd.....Now look what you've done. Don't lick my face when you've been licking your bum. Well yes, I know you're cute. Come on then, lets see if we can find anything in the fridge for you".....Max the cat.
32.) What car do you drive and what bumper stickers do you have on it?
Luckily I get to borrow/drive lots of fantastic cars. In contrast my own car is an old Nissan Micra with a rack for carrying kayaks. No stickers, I have to keep a low profile.
33.) Why did you answer this and post it?
This cute lady asked and who was I to disappoint?
So now I have to tag some victims and, tell you why.
Secret Agent http://www.somethingsecretive.blogspot.com/
Somewhere Joe http://somewherejoe.blogspot.com/
Now you know all about me I want to know about you.....Don't ever feel obliged, it's purely optional.