Monday, 3 September 2007

ATTENTION, Human Scum!....

Some of you may have noticed that previous posts have included footage of UFOs. This has all been a ploy to gauge your reaction to alien entities! Those of you that have been observant would have noticed something not quite 'right'.
Yes, I am an alien....Sent to infiltrate the blogging world!
At first I struggled to take on a suitable form. You humans are so fickle as to what you persieve as acceptable. Early attempts as the female of the species failed...the beard and stockings sidelining me to the 'dark' side of blogging.

Several attempts as the male species also failed....the stockings turned out to be a result of 'misinformation' from a rogue planet in my home solar system.


Slowly I honed my human form. Convincing my host family I was truly one of them.



My host brother couldn't believe his eyes when I revealed my true form.




He was understandably horrified. It all made sense....the meteor shower...little bruv being born 8 months premature...the sudden growth spurts coinciding with the pets going missing....the stockings!





Big bruv has come to accept the situation and is sympathetic to his alien brothers need to exist in his true form.






So now my friends, as I have come to regard you. After gaining your trust, it is time to remove this rubbery mask.....







Please accept me for what I am, and don't judge me on looks alone. In return, your measly planet is spared human scum...Sorry, old habits die hard!








16 comments:

Gillian @ Indigo Blue said...

You are indeed out of your mind, Mr. Barkfoot!
xo
Blue

Elisa, Jarrod, Thomas & Zoe said...

Those are really cool pics..I see Russel wanted to get into the action too!~

Please spare us!!

kerri said...

I am laughing so hard I've just spit coffee all over!
Indeed some funny lookin' aliens, tell me what is you that just did some crop circles in our lovely Saskatchewan?
You do some fine work!!
We are celelbrating Labour day weekend, just kickin' back being very lazy...

photowannabe said...

Looking at your blog is always an adventure.
Made me laugh today LOL.

Anrosh said...

Emotions or Human Emoticons ?
Good work.

secret agent said...

ok.... not so cute anymore Brit....
you've made me laugh.
I like the other outfit better

Leena said...

Hm, yes. . .,but fortunately we are much more than only a pretty face, aren`t we :))

I must show a picture about shoes made from birch bark! I have them in the summer cottage as a decoration not for walking by them :)

Floderten said...

Oh, I knew it! :P I am sure your brother will love you anyway, that's what siblings do! Even if you, say, knock out their teeth. Twice. Or break their toes with a large rock. Or, in your case, reveal your secret alien identity.

Thanks for cheering me up when my world otherwise consists of running to the bathroom every 5 minutes to blow my nose! I would drink whisky if I didn't have the suspicion that one warm mug of the stuff would give me a horrible hangover - just sniffing it would be enough, I think.

Madwag said...

this is exactly why I moved to our lovely island... people like us live here. I am enjoying your blog...

Angela Marie said...

You are too funny!

:P

Lesley said...

I think you need a new webcam. :-)

somewhere joe said...

Good grief! Those fans I saw at the Ted Nugent concert were aliens?

oldmanlincoln said...

You must have got a copy of Photoshop?

If you haven't seen a tomato horn worm loaded with wasp cocoons, then you might want to take a look at my post today.

Sharon said...

Funny, funny, funny!

What a great alien you make!

Lavender said...

Outrageous! Very funny indeed - erm, I mean, of course we accept you 'Alien Among Us' .... say, are crop circles done by anyone you know?

Russell Hill said...

Badooop....Beeep....SKRRRRCH....

...Open Frequency 4...

(ahem) This is Commander Xarg. Barkfoot you need to check in more often. This just will not do...no, no.

I thought you were aware that you must never, EVER reveal your true form to any being - human or otherwise (by that I mean that creature you refer to as "your brother").

I note from another of these so called "blog posts" - whatever they are - that you have discovered some peculiar fish things. I take it you discarded those fleshy body parts and ate the brains and innards as we do back home here on planet Fozzbot?

If so, I hope you were not spotted. According to the copy of Intergalactic Britannica we have here, this type of behaviour is apparently frowned upon on the blue planet.

Anyway, enough of this frivolity. Remember your mission...never falter from the mission...keep scouring that - what was it you called it "countryside" was it? - for The One...and if you find her, tell her her tea's on and she needs to get back home quick - the dogs been sick again.

Over and Out...

Skweeeee.....Bloop.....CLICK